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I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
We choose to Fap
Not because it is easy
But because it is hard
Ask not what your boner can do for you, but what you can do for your boner.
Those who make sexual intercourse impossible will make masturbation inevitable.
There are those that fap at things the way they are, and ask why? I fap at things that never were, and ask why not.
~Reddit’s Jokes on JFK’s speech.
Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1br2ll/jfk_on_fapping/
